I am sitting on a couch at BackSpace right now and opposite of me is a teenage couple making out. It’s hard to not look, as a few things caught my attention.

1. The girl is wearing purple pants. The boy looks like he just got back from Sunday school. Careful, son.
2. He gifted her with some designer panties, which she just unwrapped. That’s impressive. I didn’t have the courage to buy designer panties when I was 16 years old. Actually, I still don’t.
3. She’s kissing with her eyes closed. His are looking at the pillow next to her. Some things never change.
4. They’re now laying next to each other, looking like they’re about to take a nap. Note to self, don’t come here to take naps anymore.